[ Click! Go the Shears ] (Australian traditional folk song) Out on the porch, the old shearer stands Grasping his shears in his thin bony hands Fixed is his gaze on a blue-belly Joe Glory! if he gets there, won't he make the ringer go CHORUS: Click! go the shears, boys, Click! Click! Click! Wide is his bow and his hands move quick The ringer looks around and he's beaten by a blow And curses he a swagger with a beer-bellied Joe The shearing is all over, we've all got our checks It's roll up our swags and we're off along the tracks The first pub we come to, we'll all have a spree And everyone that comes along, it's "Have a drink on me!" Click! go the shears, boys, Click! Click! Click! Wide is his bow and his hands move quick The ringer looks around and he's beaten by a blow And curses he a swagger with a beer-bellied Joe