[ It's So Nice to Have a Man around the House ] from "Donny & Marie Show" 1978 It's so nice to have a man around the house Oh, it's so nice to have a man around the house Not some boring, tired old geezer He will win my love if he's a sort of Antony or Caesar, now that's nice. Oh, a barge is just a barge without a knave Be he emperor or beggar, king or slave I don't fancy growing older With just a snake around my shoulder Want a man who's brave and bold Don't need no mouse Someone tall and dark and tan Who'll fit in to Cleo's plan It's so nice to have a man around the house Hmm, that's nice