[ Making Movies ] duet with Gene Kelly on "Hollywood nights"TV special

(This is a spoof of the old song "Makin' Whoopie.")

Gene:  You need a writer.
Olivia:  Try Sly Stalone?
Gene:  He'd write a fighter.
Olivia:  "Hmm."
Gene:  You like a lighter tone; get Neil Simon.
Both:  He's got the timing for making movies
Olivia:  "Comedies, yup."
Gene:  "You like that?"
Olivia:  "Yeah, but..." I like the sad ones.
Gene:  I always cried.
Olivia:  "I've seen some bad ones."
Gene:  At least they tried.
Olivia:  And not in a shy way...
Gene:  Frank did it "My Way" when we made movies.
Olivia:  "Yes, you made a lovely couple."

Gene:  Hey, maybe he'd sing our theme song?
Olivia:  Written by Sammy Caan.
Gene:  "Very tasty."
Olivia:  "Yeah."
Gene:  Partner, we could not go wrong with something by Elton John.

Olivia:  "Elton John?"
Gene:  "Elton John!"
Olivia:  Oh, that sounds expensive.
Gene:  A good film is.  Don't be apprehensive.
Olivia:  Well, I'm not a business whiz.
Gene:  "I hear you're smart."
Olivia:  "I got my start..." in making records.
Gene:  "And that's a very good business."
Olivia:  "It's a living."

Gene:  Let's think about who directed.
Olivia:  I'll work with only you.
Gene:  "Oh, Olivia!"
Olivia:  "Yes!"
Gene:  What if I went and wrecked it?
Olivia:  "Oh, Gene!"  That's something you'd never do.
Gene:  "This says you!"

Olivia:  We need an actor!
Gene:  Someone with height when Cagney smacked her...
Olivia:  Or Humphrey Bogart said, "Looking at you, kid."
Gene:  Let's get a new kid and make a movie.

Olivia:  "How 'bout a musical?"
Gene:  "Now you're catching on!"
Olivia:  Let's get a dancer!
Gene:  Travolta's hot.
Olivia:  "I know, but I've the answer."
Gene:  "What is it, partner?"
Olivia:  Why not give us a shot?
Gene:  I like your style.
Olivia:  So versatile ... we're gonna dance now.

[Dance routine]

Gene:  "My turn?"
Olivia:  "Yeah."

Olivia:  "Whoo!"
Gene:  "Hey!  Good!"

Both:  We're making movies!"