[ Sordid lives (reprise) ] When the Lord dips us in the gene pool We get more than Granny's green eyes We get our Mama's warmth Our Daddy's cool And that thang between our thighs And that's the start of all these troubles In our sordid lives Ain't it a bitch sortin' out our sordid lives? It's a bitch when you come to realize Crack yourself a box of Cracker Jack You could get a really shitty prize It's a bitch sortin' out our sorry little sordid lives