[ You Look Like a Dick to Me ] 

Hey there in the corner 
Don't be a loner 
Come sit by me for awhile 

You look so familiar 
Hell, I aint gonna kill ya 
So show me that purdy white smile 

Mmmm.. let's get to know ya 
I've so much to show ya 
The night is still young can't ya see? 

What'd you say your name was honey? Richard? 
Hmph. Richard's so formal 
So why not be normal 
You sure look like a "Dick" to me 

Like a dick 
(like a dick) 
You're a dick 
(you're a dick) 
If ever a dick I did see! 

I hear you're short, and your quick 
So this nickname should stick, yeah. 

You look like a dick to me, yeah, 
You look like a dick to me 

Oh yeah. You're a dick.